A final note: Mary Testa was so stupidly, wildly out of control and out of place, it was painful to see. Outrageous — and not at all in the good way. I was mortified. May she never be allowed near a classic piece of American Musical Theatre again. She was unforgivable.
General Cartwright would never go so far as to repeatedly slap her ass and chastise herself for being "a very bad girl".