So, it seems the bathroom situation
Caused some hearts some palpitation
Leading to a fear of, what, castration?
Even if one does have some suspicion
(That) the re-al problem's intermission,
Given its all-too-brief duration,
Which has been a blight across the nation,
Whereas if they simply made it longer
Ev'ryone could face Act Two much stronger,
While, too, enhancing the concession,
While stopping urinal depression,
And stop
Any cross-gender fart!
(Apologies to George!) (Not to mention Sondheim.) |
