Ryhog, I have such news for you.
Remember Bart Sher,
That mad director,
Remember at the Beaumont?
When Cable had the fever,
And got hallucinations,
With desperate Bloody Mary?
Well, I just learned that Tevye's in a parka all of red.
No!
Yes!
Enoch! Enoch! Wait till I tell you!
Remember Bart Sher,
That mad director,
Remember at the Beaumont,
That "Happy Talk" was far-out,
Well, I just heard that Bart Sher's gotten Sheldon on his side.
No! Terrible! Terrible!
Delvino!
Do you remember Bart Sher,
That crazy director,
Remember how he added
Lines Hammerstein deleted?
Well, I just heard
That Danny Burstein's dressed in
A somewhat reddish parka!
No!
In Kiev!
Ann! Ann!
Remember Bart Sher, with all his strange ideas?
Remember South Pacific,
With morose Bloody Mary
Well, I just heard
The fiddler flies on wires
And Sheldon's gone to Kiev!
No!
God forbid!
He didn't!
He did!
Listen, everybody, terrible news! Terrible!
Remember Bart Sher,
Who took the joy from Nellie?
Well, I just heard from someone who should know,
That Sheldon's been arrested,
And Alix has a parka,
Hofesh studies dancing,
And Burstein's acting bored,
Sperling flies on wires,
And Hecht can't get a laugh.
And that's what comes from Bartlett Sher directing! |
